1. sixpenceee:

    In case you didn’t get it, candy is the name of her dog.


    Full video here

    For a post on a bloody Mary short horror film

  2. moofinsmoofin:





    brb drowning myself in the toilet

    I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

    All of these are tech support and that’s the best part. There needs to be a sequel with the roles reversed.

  3. (Source: hefling, via fuckyeah1990s)

  4. (Source: klystrons, via vidreebro)

  5. huffingtonpost:

    My 12-year-old self is freaking out right now. This could quite possibly be the best throwback Thursday ever. 

    Find out the details on where to buy this genius device here. 

    (via non-compos-mentis)

  6. (Source: makemestfu)

  7. exilethepoet:


    What are thigh gaps and why you probably aren’t going to get one from weight loss

    If you have been apart of tumblr for long enough or have wanted to lose weight at some point while on tumblr you’d notice a lot of blogs in the “thinspiration” community have a desire for thigh gaps. 

    What is a thigh gap you may ask? Essentially it’s a gap between a persons thighs, preferably desired by women.

    Why do people want one?

    No idea


    Chances are if you are trying to get one by losing weight for whatever reason then you may not be able to get it.

    “BUT WHY?!” you may cry. Very simple, my dear person. It’s all about your skeleton.


    You cannot change the structure of your skeleton very easily (and it would be painful if you could. For example: child birth)

    Some people are naturally able to have a thigh gap at a certain size, but that doesn’t automatically mean that you have to very thin. People who are at different sizes can have them but can every fit/thin person have one? No

    Fact of the matter is that you probably won’t get one and it’s not a big deal. You don’t die if you don’t have one, and no one really cares about them as much as you do persons-who-want-a-thigh-gap-who-is-reading-this. Well, unless you’re this guy


    There are two main reasons for why you probably won’t get one even if you lose weight.

    One reason why you won’t get one is because of your hips. If you have narrow hips it’ll be a bit harder to obtain. Here are some examples



    You can’t really change your genetics or bone structure…so…

    Although, some of you might be thinking “fuck yeah! I have wide hips I’m going to get a thigh gap!!”


    Sorry but that also might not be the case. The second reason for why you probably won’t get one is because of your legs. Let me explain a bit.

    This is what the leg bones look like when you’re standing


    So because your femurs are going in-ward like the image above it would be difficult to obtain a thigh gap even if you have wide hips. Also considering that you also have muscle, skin, fat, veins, around your bones to make, well, legs. It would be hard to achieve it. You need these things to you know, move. 

    Also remember that people on tumblr stick out their butts, straighten their legs, bending forward with their heels apart, or stand with their feet wider apart for the illusion for a thigh gap in these photos. So really, if they can’t have one naturally what’s the chances of you having one? Here is a great example 


    If you’re worried about chafing then a quick google search will show you that there are ways to remedy one without achieving a thigh gap. Remember that sometimes every-ones skin is different as well. Some are more or less sensitive than others. So having a thigh gap isn’t an automatic answer to not have any chafing. Many people in my life don’t have thigh gaps and they have no issues with rashes or chafing. 

    If you’re still wanting a thigh gap despite of what I said you can get one easily by standing like peter pan and walk like that for the rest of your life.


    Which goes to show that a thigh gap can be very relative of how you stand.

    If you’re still wanting a thigh gap because you see models and other girls in the media having one just remember that the super thin body type portrayed by women in the media only effects 5% of the population. The standards are only getting tighter since 20 years ago models weighed 8% less than a healthy weight and now it’s 23% less than a healthy weight.

    Why throw away your health to try and obtain something that most people don’t naturally have? You’re in trouble if you’re going to forgo your health for the sake of something that isn’t obtainable by most human standards.

    most amazing post on this subject ever.

    (via johncumberbabewatson)


  8. I want king of the hill and bobs burger complete series on DVD


  9. Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.




    (Source: murderousmonkeys, via miss-mahou-homo)

  10. burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:


    Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

    in which we are all Tom

    (Source: kat-dennings, via theofficialariel)


  14. tyleroakley:










    what the fuck is this shit

    release the penguins

    insert peanuts

    are those ten fortes

    I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

    EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

    Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

    Saxes move downstage.

    I’ll just leave this here.


    (via johncumberbabewatson)

  15. theredthirst:






    Watch the video of this incredible advert


    so fucking sad

    Just shows me that people love to bitch, but they don’t like to really do anything about what they’re bitching about.

    Its really sad.


    Hey look, it’s an accurate depiction of most SJWs on this site.

    (via moofinsmoofin)