1. sixpenceee:

    I interrupt this spooky blogging, to bring you truth bombs from Ryan (Dear Ice Bucket Challenge Hates) 

     
  2. (Source: liartownusa, via vidreebro)

     
  3. (Source: katara, via vidreebro)

     
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  5. cosplayingwhileblack:

    Character: Dark Link

    Series: Legend of Zelda

    SUBMISSION

     
  6. senilesnake:

    hemofilia:

    jamesaleks:

    uberhaxorimmortal:

    He thought he was invincible

    here’s the link to the article

    Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

    YES

    GOOD 

    I JUST STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR AND APPLAUDED

    FUCKING EXCELLENCE

    IF YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, LIFE IN PRISON IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE.

    YOU HEAR ME, YOU SHIT STAINS?

    IF YOU DO THIS YOU ARE A TERRORIST AND DESERVE NO PITY.

    Cuz im sure 25 years isnt “too” much for a prank call.

    (via miss-mahou-shoujo)

     
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  8. bespectacledsloth:

    all-four-cheekbones:

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

    Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

    Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

    At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

    A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

    The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

    #I am so glad I kept reading

    The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

    (via johncumberbabewatson)

     
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  10. micromanor:

    Gypsy Wagon near Paris, France via AirBNB.

     
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  12. fuckyeah1990s:

    Maximum Carnage

    (Source: s-ranked-gaming)

     
  13. thechastitygeek:

    bagofb0nes:

    isfuckingfun:

    Futurama 3D 

    Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

    These are awesome. But yes, zoidberg is terrifying here.

    (via fallingmoonbeams)

     
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  15. breathitallout:

    timeformoriar-tea:

    equestrianfangirlswag:

    christmas-boners:

    spockcicles:

    pureironimpala:

    three word horror story: The beep test

    OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

    what the fuck is the beep test

    someone please educate the innocent

    You run until you die

    Well you’re not wrong

    sounds interesting

    (via youmakemeworthyoflove)