1. pokemon-global-academy:

    These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

     
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  4. ambrister:

    its-tuesday-again:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

    I AM DEAD

    (via moofinsmoofin)

     
     
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  6. did-you-kno:

    The Caesar Salad didn’t originate in Italy, but Tijuana, Mexico.  It is not named after Julius Caesar but the restaurant owner, Caesar Cardini.

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  7. fuschian:

    red and delish

    (via itsrebeccablack)

     
  8. "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

    (Source: witcheswearcombatboots, via miss-mahou-homo)

     
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  10. spoons-are-sharper-than-knives:

    tinypenguininja:

    memeguy-com:

    Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it

    Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay
    image

    omg

    (via youmakemeworthyoflove)

     

  11. sassykardashian:

    my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

    (Source: sassykardashian, via shy-town)

     
  12. aspidelaps:

    #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

    (Source: latiox, via shy-town)

     
  13. NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Woah.

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via non-compos-mentis)

     
  14. elfyourmother:

    pictureamoebae:

    imperfectsimmerr:

    simnationblog:

    Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

    Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

    It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

    its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

    In case anyone is interested…

    i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

    (via moofinsmoofin)

     
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